boredness

Well yesterday i was talking to my friend cody and he started to say how woman are freaks......
well i said... OK Cody if you think being a woman is weird then being a guy is even worse than that....
he was in silence for a little bit.. then he said.... know what your right...... you would know that cause your a guy.......... well.... there was a silence then i said ok mr missy man...... and he started to laugh at my horrible come back.... then he said yea so what am i again? he said...... i was like a girly man.... and he hung up...... His friend called back an hour later bitching at me..... well i told jay jay to fuck off and he did............ but not the way you would think...... i started to laugh...... Cody walked to my house and broke my window...... i said "your paying for that" and he laughed..... he jumped out it and walked back..... i got my bike and chased after him.... i jumped off my bike and gave him a ninja hug..... all he said was hi...... i looked and said where you going?...... and stole my bike and went to the beach.... And when he got there the only reason he went was to make me go after him..... so i did...... i was sitting on the beach watching waves and he tackles me...... i laughed..... he said go out with me....... i paused in shock..... i didnt know what to say...... so i said yes.......... he jumped up picked me up and carried me to the club....... i sat down and drank a coke...... and he said that he's moving..... i went into shock... he said i still love you though...... but im moving next week.... water filled up my eye.... i said NO YOU CANT MOVE! but he had no choice.... he broke up with me.. but we still talk now and then.... and i still have our favorite fraze in my head..... marry a jew wanna...... lol